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technology

Technology

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But also history as well

Without history, there's no technology. Without technology, tehere's no us. Without us, there's no motivation and no teamwork.

history
robots

Robots

Robots are cool. Especialy when touching humans.

Nature

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nature and technology

Nature and technology

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nature, technology and robots
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Profit

Let's talk money

money

"To earn money, one has to spend some first." --Socrates, 1892 b.c.

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Technology
History
Robots
Nature
Nature and technololgy
Nature, technology, robots
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biatch

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homeless

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indian man

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granny

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vegan

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Or if you can write, use email

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That's all the sht there is. Nothing more.

Huh!?

Confused? No need. This is an example template of an extremely nice and responsive minisite or microsite. It is completely free to use! Source code and more info is available on Github.

Special kudos goes to these people/projects which this site utilizes heavily: